Score: 10

"Hahaha"

submission: The Possessed Mouse

date: April 1, 2006

Thats what laser mouse is for... But I can totally relate

Score: 10

"Great flash"

submission: Shoo Fly

date: April 1, 2006

That is intense, Your an excelant artist and animator, I can't wait to see more from you. They will undoubtibly be on the front page as well.

Score: 7

"Dude"

submission: Sonic Breaks his Neck

date: February 24, 2006

seriously, two words... Anger Management...

Score: 10

"Woah. art, no kidding."

submission: Stage Fright

date: February 23, 2006

Well this piece was refreshing, but unfortunately the NG majority will not apreciate this, (SALAD FINGERS, CLOCK CRU, LOCK LEGION)

Any higher art would be lost on someone who creates garbage like those listed above.
Yours however was very well done, the graphics were good, considering you were attempting to make it look like a silent movie.
That little girl is adorable, I dont know how you managed to do it but when she was sad I was a little sad too.
As for the rest of the story line I would much like to know what message or emotion you are attempting to express, but like most poetry and art only the creator knows the true meaning.

I gave you a ten for sound even though there was a significant lack on any audio of any kind, which is what you intended, thus, objective achieved. Your style is so refreshing, a fact I think I've made clear befor I think... anyway, thank you for your contribution to the NGs pool of resources, even if Clock Cru ect. are inhabitting the same space. Sorry, I really don't like those things, (GET VOICE ACTORS YOU HIPPIES!) Uhhhm...
Any way thank you and such, I hope to see more.

Score: 10

"Delightful"

submission: Candy

date: February 23, 2006

I have to say I have become a very quick fan of your work, that was simply the most brilliantly dark thing I have ever had the pleasure of watching, you'r truly talented. Your characters (while reminiscent of tim burton's unique style) are very well done, not to mention twisted and scary. Voice acting is well done, a rare pleasure for most flashes, and your story lines... Delightfully evil... no, evil isn't the right word... Gothic? no thats not it either... INSPIRED! thats the word Im looking for , your work is delightfully inspired.

F.Y.I. I woulda given her the damned casserole...
I cant wait to see more from you, just dont let it turn into salad fingers.

Score: 9

"That was so great"

submission: Cupid's Last Stand

date: February 23, 2006

I have seen some holiday cartoons, but this is, BY FAR, THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL! Take that cupid, you little cherib FUCK! I HOPE YOU SUCK ATOMIC DEATH YOU LITTLE FAIRY SHIT!

Great flash, regardless of deranged and slightly out of touch statements earlier. I'm glad to see some real talent. By the way, GREAT work syncing the music. That little girl looked so evil.
AND I AM BITTER, I hate valentines day.

Score: 9

"Nice work"

submission: gogo Happy & Smile

date: January 16, 2006

Likely one of my more enjoyed games. I have to say that, though it is hard, this game is incredibly fun. I do think its a better version of alien homonid, and without the scetchy graphics and irratating music (that so characterised any game that little yellow freak in it) I felt this was a great game.
I have a suggestion to all who are playing and failing this game, the air is your friend... not many of your enemies can shoot up, and with a shotgun or smg, you can rain hell from above with just a little practice. Also, when not in the air, hug the ground, not many enemies think to shoot down, and none jump so this is usually a sure-fire way to clear out tonnes of bears while minimising threat to your cat or rabbit body. finally, to those idiots who simply put "It sucks" or "Your gay" get a fucking dictionary and come up with some better comments, ok, you didn't enjoy the game? WHY! I dont take any heed to some dumbass leaving a two word review because obviously this moron doesn't have the intellect nor the balls to put done a statement that has more letters than the sum of his I.Q. or that of his entire inbred family. I can understand if you didn't like it, but say why. beacuase with negative reviews less than five words long, your just showing that you have niether the vocabulary nor the fucking patients to tell other people why this submission was bad. You know who you are, Get a life!

Score: 10

"OMFG!"

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: January 6, 2006

Its thins like this that beg the question... Why? then again, as a member of the generation notorious for not thinking for themselves, Why question anything. in conclution.
OMFG!

Score: 8

"Wow..."

submission: banana phone "SAW"

date: January 2, 2006

I think I should laugh, but the prospect of that guy bursting through my monitore and ripping my head off for jesting at his pay is far from appealing, so I'll just say good job.

Score: 9

"Hey... Why not?"

submission: serious bob

date: January 2, 2006

First thingd first, I liked this animation because I think all who have played max pain wish that he had done that rather than the entire attacking the mafia thing, straight to the point.
Im sure lotsa people are gonna lose you points for the unoriginal title, the bad animation or, of course, the blatant max payne rip off. But I can honestly say I would have prefered an ending like that than the one I recieved after my 10 hours of tireless gaming. I dont think shooting a liquor bottle would make it explode though... Ever! not even with gasolene inside it, but watever gets ur gears moving. Also not many people have a washroom in their childs bedroom, not many villians wash up at the scene of the crime, the screaming bloodstain was probably un-needed, there were some serious hookups with you getting geometric space correct and, of course, I say again, the screeming bloodstain was uneeded. These are minor but acumalatory factors to the audience P.o.S. ing your hard work.

I have some words of advice for your animation, should you choose to follow tem is completely your choice, so here they are. Try symbols... really, them makes things SOOO much easier, and if your already using them, try making serperate symbols for different parts of the anatomy, so you can actually resize parts of the symbol rather than the whole. (IE when bob is hammering his wifes chest to get her to breath). I apologise if your already using symbols, because I just get the impression that your more comfortable with motion tweens rather than symbol tweens (Which I use and find to be much smoother than tweening) But to each his own, and Im sorry if your already using symbols, and Im just too stupid to know. also, thanks for the ending, the ending to max payne one bites in my opinion. Its realistic but not worth playing through the entire game to see.